Chocolate News -"I have to lower the price of crack"

This just in from Chocolate News!! Because of the high price of gas drug dealers can't afford to do drive-bys!!! They have to ride bikes to do there shootings!!
Check out the 11 year old baseball superstar that was created by R.O.I.D.S!! Crazy!
Once again David Allen Grier delivers. Be sure to watch Chocolate News on Wednesdays!!

Chocolate News First Episode!!

Chocolate News air tonight and I thought that it was hilarious!! David Allen Grier started of doing a Maya Angelou and I be damned if he did not look like her!! The poem that she had for Mccain if he wins was funny as hell. All she said was "ain't this a bitch"!!! Hilarious!!
The rapper, phat man, was funny as well. "Yeah ho, yeah bitch" will be ringing in my head for some time. Did you see the look on the kids face when he was at the school (name after Alicia Keys)??? Talk about shock.
Over all it was a good first start. Will it be better than the Chappelle's show?? It's to early to tell. We will see.